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To manipulate the Google algorithm into directing people here so that we can place third party cookies and track their every move on the internet, we have included a link to kittens.

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For those who prefer their news more realistically bleak, there is also a link to tech security news to tell you exactly how many of the apps you use daily have been hacked. You're welcome.

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The irreversible collapse of society as we know it. Additional mega-ark spaces may become available if an existing participant experiences premature cessation. You will be notified if selected.